Alien Voicemail

Miss Cyrus,
we have called to congratulate you

on your brilliant plan.
The Humans never even saw it coming

and it is all thanks to your super bowl concert of 2021.
It was a marvelous idea of Lord Bieber,

to make the broadcast mandatory and viral.
We wouldn't want to repeat that horrible event,

with the egg-head rebellion in 2017.

4 years it took us,

to deplete the intelligence of the humans back to zero,

we have lost a lot of harvest opportunities because of that.

Now miss Cyrus, you can start the operations,

as we've discussed.
Command your army of brainless drones

and tell them to start the orgies.
The transport can start as soon as the clinics are stocked.

You can deduce your payment,

of 500 fetuses per month of off the proceeds
and again Miss Cyrus, 

congratulations on your first planetary domination.

For the glory of our lord Deutronius,
end of transmission.