donderdag 27 juni 2013

Vampires suck, thank Tom Cruise for it


Blood muncher or butt-muncher?:

A decent vampire is what I asked for,
A real blood-sucker from the old folklore.
Maybe Hollywood needs explaining of just how dirty
the good old blood-drinking business can be.
Please trow away that pretty boy,
with that over-rated sex-toy,
that I can't call fangs.
give me one that causes night terrors, not emotional pangs.
Have the decency to bring back the horde.
And throw that wanker Edward overboard.



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