So your breaking up with me?

Facebook status single,
what has happened to us?
Was it that I could not mingle
with your friends, on the school bus?

Burning a bucket full of photo albums,
in your mothers back yard.
Stamping out the coals and embers,
that are breaking my heart.

You've finally told all your friends,
how small my dick must be.
As my social life ends,
to sustain your newfound glee.

But I have one last trick upon my sleeve.
One so truly evil and heartless.
An HIV test I believe,
of that new boy, that you've tried to impress.